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I Own A Car

from These Nuts by Ninja Sex Party

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Oh sorry to interrupt your beach party everyone
Just thought I’d stop by with my….CAR?!?!?!

Four wheels, one key
I must be truly blessed
Life is a school
And I’m passing the test

Two working headlights
Four functional seats
And get a load of these pedals
That I can push with my feet

There’s an AM radio
That kicks you right in the ass
So turn down the treble baby
And crank up the bass!

I own a car. CAR!
I own a car, woman!
The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup
I own a car! CAR! CAR! CAR!

Look out, it’s beige
The coolest kind of brown
A human can handle
Thank god that you’re sitting down
Check out these windows, they’re totally clear
So you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near

Do you believe in miracles?
We’re shooting off like a star
Who needs a license, mama
When you’ve got a car?

I own a car! CAR! (Listen good)
I own a car, ya turkeys!
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works
I own a car! CAR! CAR!

Guess what I own boys!
Is it a phone?
No!
Is it a car?
No…oh yes, actually

The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess
I own a car! CAR!
I own a car!

credits

from These Nuts, released March 8, 2024
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced by Jim Roach
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Ted Jensen
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Piano: Brian Wecht
Synths: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitars: Lord Phobos and Jim Roach
Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional Editing: Jerik Centeno

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Ninja Sex Party Los Angeles, California

Comedy band Ninja Sex Party has but one goal: To take your body sweetly by the hand and then rock its face off with amazing music. The two members, Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, are not only masterful lovers but also musicians of the highest caliber imaginable by you. You will love this band, because if you don't, it's your ass on the line. ... more

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