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Galaxy Hamster

from These Nuts by Ninja Sex Party

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Deep in the suburbs of New Jersey
In the basement of the Sexbang house
You are the hero with the heart of a god
Yet you’re barely the size of a mouse

You can see the nightly news on TV
As you race on the wheel of your cage
Watching as society all goes to shit
Your tiny body filling with rage

Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
Your training is almost complete
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
Now unleash your powerful scream

(squeak)

Ever since the battle of Gerbulon V
The galaxy was ripped in twain
The rodents of the Northern Alliance were called
To defend those who had not been slain

The fates of the goldfish and snakes had aligned
United by a common foe
To banish the hamster king from his command
But one hero could save the throne

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
A savior of all those who squeak
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
You store all your wrath in your cheeks

Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!

Avi: Dan, are you playing with your small pets?
Danny: No dad! Don’t come in my room!

(Choking sound)

…Galaxy Hamster?

Sweet hamster you have saved the galaxy
Fill your cheeks with sunflower seeds of victory
You did not stop ‘til your mission was through
You just died of natural causes at the old age of two

Ride on the wings of a rainbow
You’re free to go fly
To a cage in the sky

Dad, I need a new Galaxy Hamster!

credits

from These Nuts, released March 8, 2024
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced by Jim Roach
Mixed by Jay Ruston
Mastered by Justin Shturtz
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Piano and Synths: Brian Wecht
Bass, Guitars: Jim Roach
Drums: Aaron Sterling
Dad: Avi Avidan

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Ninja Sex Party Los Angeles, California

Comedy band Ninja Sex Party has but one goal: To take your body sweetly by the hand and then rock its face off with amazing music. The two members, Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, are not only masterful lovers but also musicians of the highest caliber imaginable by you. You will love this band, because if you don't, it's your ass on the line. ... more

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